Watching Log play Final Fantasy XIII-2 was an education. It’s one of Square Enix’s loonier releases, and our reviewer’s feelings fluctuated accordingly. One minute it’d be all sunshine and sparkles; the next, he’d be swearing and clawing at his own facial hair.

Watching the latest OXM Breakdown is even more of an education – herein lies all the bemusement and heartache the game inspired on its way to an eventual, hard-won 8/10. As ever, what you see below may not be entirely safe for work. It’s not quite as bad as the Saints Row 3 Breakdown, but then, Final Fantasy isn’t celebrated for its stripclubs.

What would you like us to break next?